Just a friendly reminder, not for the faint of heart.
There are two kinds of people in this world, my dear. There's the lazy baby boy who wants everything spoon-fed to him, and then there's the slow-witted one who pretends to be interesting but, let's face it, is a bit of a bore.
Now, I sincerely hope that you fall into neither of these categories. After all, nothing is more attractive than someone who takes initiative and is sharp-witted enough to keep up with the best of them.
So let's raise the bar, shall we? Let's aim for greatness, for excellence, for wit and sophistication. Because there's nothing sexier than a person who knows what they want and goes after it with a passion.
I'm afraid I must lay down the law, No babies or tantrums allowed on my floor. I'm not your sitter or your mama, So listen up, fellas, and avoid any drama.
I hope I've made myself perfectly clear, There's no room for crying or a runny nose here. I may be sophisticated, but don't mess with me, Or else you'll quickly find yourself out on the street.
So come correct, with your best behavior, Or else I'll have to show you the door, my dear savior. Babies and tantrums are not welcome on my space, So act your age, and keep that cute little face in place.
PUNTO por PUNTO
TERMS AND CONDITION; 1. I will not tolerate disrespectful, inconsiderate, apathetic, or childish behavior. So please, have the utmost respect for my rules and conditions.
2. Hence, all bookings past midnight must be informed at least 5 hours ahead of time.
3. Please be aware that I do not entertain requests to meet in unfamiliar places for my safety.
4. I also do not accept offers of grab rides booked by my guests to pick me up for personal reasons.
5. All clients must pay a 1,500 PHP deposit and 1,500 PHP for transportation fees to secure a booking. Payment methods accepted are Gcash, Paypal, or Maya.
*Deposit policy: Deposits are non-refundable, except on the rare occasion that I must cancel on my end.
1. Once our date is finalized, I require you to send me a security deposit and a photo, such as your room key card from a hotel/motel or the unit number of your crib. This is for assurance that you're not a hoax.
2. I execute a strict quid pro quo with my dates, which means that you will get what you deserve.
3. Money down once we have privacy.
4. No forcing me to do anything that I don't want to do.
5. No bribes to bend my terms and conditions. (No exemption)
6. Absolutely no documentation, including taking pictures, selfies, or videos as a souvenir. Come on, dude, I know I'm a rare gem, but I'm not a collector's item!
7. Inviting another person to our date without my prior consent is not allowed.
8. Always be groomed, proper hygiene is a must.
9. Always be groomed, proper hygiene is a must.
10. CD is a must. (Spread love, not disease)
So there you have it, my dear potential clients. Let's make this a fun and exciting experience, shall we? Just remember, I'm not a fan of drama or bad behavior, but if you can follow my rules, we're going to have a great time together!